Writing Retreat: November’s Getaway (and Nanowrimo!!)

I just realized i completely blew it.  I have a NaNoWriMo 2014 page set up on this blog and I totally forgot about it. There it sits all lonesome and not updated. Ah well…maybe it will be updated by November 30th, hmmm?

For those of you in the dark, NaNoWriMo stands for National Novel Writing Month and the aim is to write a novel (or a good chunk of one) in 30 days (November) with the “winning” goal being at least 50,000 words. That’s 1,667 words a day for those good with math and consistency.

For others, like me, it’s more like this:

Day 1 – Hey I wrote 5,000 words!

Day 2 – hey I Wrote 4,000

Days 3,4,5 – Ok made it to 1,667 words each day, yay me

Day 6 – Well, I got 1,000 words in. I can make it up.

Days 7 through 21 – …

Day 22 – Crap, I need to write like 23,000 words this weekend!

Which leaves us at November 23. It is the annual South Jersey Writers Nano retreat at Nockamixon State Park, PA. I have written 17,000 since 6pm Friday night. Pretty much I have reached maximum word level vomit for a 48-hour period. I have also changed the trajectory of the story about three times, which I guess is ok for a first draft. I’m a pantser so my first 50,000 word draft is basically an outline. I had wondered if I should start over once I figured a few things out but I am moving on, just switching gears mid-story. That’s what my edited drafts are for.

Some people love Nano ( as we call it) and some people hate it. Probably for the same reason: you basically pour out 50,000 words of crap in one month. I think the people that hate it really miss the point. Words belong to everyone and everyone deserves to write their story if they choose. Of course, writing down your story does NOT make it publishable. That’s where a writer’s years of trial and error, experience, and hard work come in – the editing and rewriting process. (Warning analogy coming!)

Like singing, everyone has the right to sing. But, as American Idol tryouts prove, only those who have worked to train their voices and understand reading music and all that other stuff I don’t understand since I sound like a frog with laryngitis when I sing, deserve to head to the next round. You see what I did there? Singers use voice to sing, and writers use voice to illustrate their character…nevermind.

So, naysayers gonna naysay, but I’ll be a wearing my dragon t-shirt in December.

[Halloween fiction] Her Revenge

For over three hundred years I have waited, trapped, suffocated by spells and prayers in my grave as my body rotted around me. Three hundred years as the world passed me by, and I listened, plotting. Those who entombed me here were long dead, their prudish ideas waxing and waning, mostly waning as the centuries died and this new one was born. Ah, but their descendants still lived, breathed, and bred.

Now, I fly free, my spirit set free by the greedy land developers that uprooted the old cemetery, busted open the ancient coffins, and broke the seals on the spells enslaving me. I roam the bat-haunted skies, searching for one who can help me exact my revenge.

The city streets below my spirit are bright, unlike the cobblestone or mud-splattered streets of my youth, where darkness reigned complete once the sun went down. Now lights line every road, burn from many windows, and shine from cars speeding around like demonic vessels. Never in all my years as a living woman, or as an imprisoned soul, could I have imagined a world such as this. People strolling through the late-night streets, dancing in smoke-filled rooms to pounding music, or even just enjoying the night in their modern homes, so removed from nature and its attendant darkness, from the horrors that wait just beyond their sight.

Now, the forests and deep woods are gone for many of them. They know not the frenzied dances in the isolated clearings at midnight, the crazed circles forming around the bonfire, the shadowed shapes that would flit among us, the booming voices from The Other Side. Nor would they really know the wild animals that hunted in the dark forests, the sheer wildness of life before their revolutions, which tamed them. Tamed, and took something from them and from the night. They no longer fear the darkness the way they should.

Now I am the hunter. I am the one who was wronged all those centuries ago, hanged, and buried, while their little priests sought to forever banish my soul. Little did they know, something of me survived and waited. Now on this night of all nights, when the veil between the two worlds was at its thinnest was I, freed from my chains, able to reach across.

Now I see one that I could use. She walks alone, in these hours before midnight, going from party to party. I could almost smell her, if a bodiless spirit can smell. Either way, she burned for me. A descendant of one who laughed as my body swung. She turns up a side street, one relatively dark and close. Cobblestones still line this street and she wobbles from the alcohol.

I swoop down. She stops, swaying slightly. She rubs her hands up and down her arms, bared because she wants to show off her costume. A ridiculous thing of flimsy, cheap fabric, showing off more leg than a harlot on the prowl. Easy prey.

She continues on a few steps and I surround her. She stops again, swatting at something she cannot see but can feel. I close in.

“What’s going on,” she mutters. I take advantage and enter her mouth, heading toward her center, the heart that beats so quickly. In seconds I am filling her, expanding outward, crushing her soul out. She totters, grabs her throat. She cannot scream as she falls to the ground, kicking her high heels, strapped around delicate ankles. I chose well.

Instinctively, her soul fights back but I am ready. I have had centuries to prepare, to grow strong. Her hold on her body weakens, as she beats her fists against the stone but I know the feeling of victory. With one last push, she is gone, like dust scattered on the wind. Forever to drift, maybe eventually to dissipate. It doesn’t matter to me. I have what I want.

I stretch in my new body, even better than my old one. I am toned, muscled, sleek, made for hunting. I push up to my knees, then steady myself as I stand and open my eyes. Everything seems sharper, more focused now that I have a body.

A footstep behind me. “Are you okay?” a man asks.

I turn, trying on a smile. “Yes, I fell.”

He smiles back, perfect white teeth. He is not dressed in costume, but rather wears a modern suit and tie, his hair flawlessly groomed. I saunter up to him.

His lips part with barely contained lust. I reach out to stroke his arm. “Thank you. I’m on my way to a party. Want to join me?”

“Well, I, uh, just got off work…” he trails off, captivated by me.

“Come on,” I say, tugging him closer to me. I look up to him, lips puckered slightly. He hooks his arm around mine.

“Okay,” he says, staring at me.

I lean in as if to kiss his cheek. His breath comes quick and shallow. I strike.

I grab his head in both hands before he can react, plant my lips on his mouth. I suck, his soul, his essence, his being all mine. After a few moments, his struggles useless, I let go and he flops to the ground. I wipe my lips and walk away.

I still have time. Hours yet till the witching hour. I smile to myself. So many people to choose from. Those enjoying the festivities, those who don’t believe. Again it doesn’t matter to me. They all think they are protected by closed doors and their bright lights. Someone needs to teach them to once again fear the darkness.


Out now! Reading Glasses: Stories Through an Unpredictable Lens

This week has been quite exciting.  It’s the release of the long-awaited small-press anthology, Reading Glasses: Stories Through an Unpredictable Lens from Hypothetical Press. It’s available in paperback and Kindle through Amazon.

Reading Glasses is a speculative fiction anthology that was funded through Kickstarter and sponsored by the South Jersey Writers’ Group.

Suspenseful and mysterious, with a touch of ironic humor, Reading Glasses will transport you to the very edge of reality.

Reading Glasses cover

Reading Glasses cover

Incapable of sleep and forced  to keep it secret, a young woman searches tirelessly for the truth about her past.

A man seeking escape from his mistakes happens upon a dried up bayside settlement with unfinished business of its own.

A spinster returns to her childhood home to teach a valuable lesson to family vultures descending on her final days.

In a dystopian future where reading and writing are illegal, a fringe dweller discovers a pair of glasses that proves the literary world is alive and well.

A boy hiding a secret from himself rescues a tiny turtle, and soon discovers that a hard exterior isn’t the solution.

Under the threat of international warfare, a woman coming to terms with the death of dear friends learns that their disappearance was not as permanent as it appeared.

A highborn priestess’ faith is tested when she learns that even those she trusts the most can betray everything she believes in.

An  old man with a terminal illness, who feels he got life all wrong, wants to make sure that at least he gets death right.

Escape to the lives of these curious characters, and lose yourself in thirteen original stories. From life on a space station to tales that orbit a little too close to home, Reading Glasses is a compelling, fantastical departure from the familiar.

50 of My Favorite Things

Back last winter, my friend Shveta and I were talking about writing and creativity as we normally do and she challenged me to list things, phrases, etc that inspire me and that I like. Having both the need to write a blog post and the inability to come up with a coherent topic, I thought this would be a good exercise. This list is not ranked, does not include the obvious things like my family or my favorite books/bands etc (ie. too much specificity), and is by no means exhaustive. I’m sure I will think of things tonight as I fall asleep. I decided on 50 because I would be writing this all day trying to think of things.

I challenge you to do the same and link back here to your blog page.  I want to see and read about you!pumpkin patch

  1. The moon
  2. candles
  3. pumpkins
  4. autumn
  5. the sky during a cold winter dawn
  6. hot apple cider
  7. mulled wine
  8. stonehenge
  9. Wales
  10. magic
  11. books/reading
  12. goth/industrial music
  13. ancient history
  14. the renaissance
  15. the dark ages
  16. coffee
  17. cafes
  18. sitting under a tree to read
  19. thunderstorms
  20. the ocean/the beach
  21. cats and lolcats
  22. the colors black, purple, silver
  23. ocean-inspired color palettes
  24. lighthouses
  25. velvet
  26. black lace
  27. capes
  28. world of warcraft
  29. halloween
  30. fantasy and scifi/specfic
  31. rockabilly fashions
  32. makeup
  33. long, full, swishy skirts
  34. stompy combat boots
  35. leopard print anything
  36. buying stationery/supplies
  37. learning new things/researching
  38. libraries
  39. the smell of books
  40. lifting weights
  41. wildly colored hair
  42. cemeteries
  43. art museums
  44. snuggling in with a good book on a rainy day/night
  45. cups of tea with honey
  46. taking walks on crisp, cool days
  47. the silhouette of bare trees against a full moon
  48. world of warcraft
  49. aliens
  50. hello kitty

Small and Shiny Things – Magpie Tales by Neil Murton

Sometimes you come across something so perfect, so absolutely stunning you want to shout to the world what you’ve found. That’s the way I feel about British writer Neil Murton’s 100 word stories.  I’ve been following him on Facebook for a while, enjoying his postings of 100 words of absolute perfection. Sometimes they are random topics, sometimes they are inspired by prompts from friends and readers, sometimes heart-wrenching, sometimes amusing but always enjoyable and thought provoking.

I tried to write a 100 word story once (actually twice) with varying results. I will say one thing – it’s hard. I have nothing but admiration for Mr. Murton in that he is able to tell whole evocative stories in such a short space, stories which stay with the reader.

Lucky for me and for you, Mr. Murton has collected 175 pieces of flash fiction into a book, called Magpie Tales available here if you are in the United States and basically from most of your local Amazon sites if you are outside the US. What a wonderful book to have which you can savor in small nibbles maybe as you wait in line somewhere, or sneak a few stories in during your lunch break.  Something to read to your significant other, your child, your best friend in little bite-sized pieces.

Here is the description:

Some people say you can’t get much story into 100 words. This book’s here to prove them wrong. In these 175 stories, you’ll hear about the girl whose mother is the moon, you’ll meet the cuddly penguin with a protective streak, and you’ll understand why the Duelling Master of Zurich hates kitchenware. You’ll find unicorns and gods, love and monsters, sadness, circuses, romance and ambition. They’re Magpie Tales because this isn’t a collection with a theme. It’s a collection of shiny things. Some might make you cry. Some might make you laugh. But they’ll all try to make you think, and see how much you can really pack in to just 100 words.

Magpie Tales

Magpie Tales

Love this cover and can’t wait to add it to my book collection. If you’d like to connect with Mr. Murton, please visit his website. And I recommend that you do.

As an added bonus. Mr. Murton has given me permission to reproduce one of his stories here. To be honest, I had trouble picking just one but I liked the whimsy of this one (plus Benedict Cumberbatch is mentioned).


Our couples’ therapist told us we should try to see things through each other’s eyes.

So we swapped.

I’m already noticing differences. The dark alley just before you reach our front door looks more unnerving. The crisps I eat at lunch taste of guilt. Benedict Cumberbatch seems… more.

I mean, damn.

But the biggest change is my own reflection. I look beautiful.

And it’s not just me. The first time she saw herself with my eyes, she blushed.

We swapped back, and we’re better. Turned out it didn’t matter how we saw everything else. Only how we saw each other.



Getaway: Why a writing retreat?

For those of us who, for various reasons, are not full-time writers, finding uninterrupted time to write is often a huge challenge. You might have a dayjob, family, household upkeep, social obligations and a thousand other things more “pressing” than finding time to write. Or, like me, getting up early to write isn’t always an option so you look forward to that time at night when you can squeeze an hour or two in, assuming that is, that you don’t fall asleep from sheer exhaustion.


Sign at Walden Pond

Sign at Walden Pond

And that’s why I advocate for time away at a writing retreat. Sure, it takes a little planning and some small investment (more on that) but you don’t need to spend a fortune just to get away. And the benefits of a writing retreat, even if just for a couple of days, can pay off in the long run.

  1. Most importantly, uninterrupted writing time. Basically you get to luxuriate in hours and hours of time just for your writing. I often get up early and start working when my mind is fresh. With a few breaks and some good food, I can usually go late into the night. On some retreats, I have managed upwards of 10,000 words!
  2. No worries about chores or feeding other people. Say you’re lucky enough to score a day where you can stay home and write. If you have a family, you still probably need to worry about meal times, laundry, dishes and assorted other every day things. It’s bound to happen when you’re at home. Getting away relieves you of these mundane worries – all you need to do is feed yourself. Again, with some planning, you can make ahead casseroles or crockpot dinners (or go even simpler with cold sandwiches), eat, then be back to writing in no time
  3. Breaks without guilt. Sounds counter-intuitive but you need a few breaks during your day. Go for a walk, stretch, read a passage of good writing or some writing advice. These breaks can refresh your mind and body and you can have them without getting caught up in household problems if you were at home. Just try and stay off the internet. That’s a black hole you need to avoid!

You may be thinking that you can’t afford a writing retreat. Sure, I’d like to spend a week on a Greek isle, or in Wales, but this isn’t always financially feasible (and having the time is another barrier). Get creative! Look into cabins at local state parks. Find a hotel that you can stay at with minimal expense. Do you have a friend with a seasonal home who would be willing to extend some time to you? Look into off-season stays at vacation spots – I live about an hour from the Jersey shore and there’s always a weekend deal to be had October through April. Plus, I love the beach just as much off-season as I do in the summer.

So, take the time you need as a writer, even if it’s a long weekend, to recharge and put your writing first. And don’t forget – you may be able to deduct the expense from your taxes! But that’s another post.

Walden State Park

Walden State Park

Shore in autumn


Guest Post: Zombies: Isn’t This Fad Over Yet? by Armand Rosamilia

Today on Literary Debauchery, I have a special guest – horror writer and cool guy, Armand Rosamilia. Armand is one of those writers that makes me sit back in awe.  Not only is he a terrific writer, he’s also prolific and dedicated. His latest book, Dying Days 4 is out, and I highly recommend you check it out (along with his other work!). So with no further delay, here we go….

Zombies: Isn’t This Fad Over Yet?

Armand Rosamilia

              I loved horror movies as a kid, and I lumped zombie movies in there as well. I was a fan but after awhile I’d seen it all before: voodoo zombies in great black & white films and then the Romero and Romero-like zombie movies that came later. I watched them all and I loved them all. But there was a sameness to all of them.

But I never read anything zombie. I just didn’t see the attraction, the same way I stopped reading vampire books after Anne Rice and Poppy Z. Brite wrote everything I wanted to read in the genre. Vampires, zombies and even werewolves were movie monsters. I read about real monsters in print: serial killers, strange unnamed beasts, and the creepy dude next door.

Then I read The Rising by Brian Keene and I realized you could do something different with zombies in print. You could give it a new spin, while keeping it still zombies. I started reading everything I could get my hands on, and found so many great stories, especially short stories like Adam-Troy Castro’s “Dead Like Me,” that I decided to write my own. Hence, my Dying Days series. Dying Days 4 just hit and it is easily my biggest selling series to date, as well as the one people recognize me for.

But people ask me all the time what I’m going to write once the zombie fad ends…

…which I don’t think ever will.

Why? Because I said so!!!

Or, more seriously (okay, semi-seriously), I think zombies will always be in fashion with a small but rabid fan, whether in movies or books or television. The Walking Dead won’t be on forever, but even when it comes to an end (hopefully with Daryl shooting Carl in the head with a crossbow bolt), fans will still be looking for more zombies to see and read about.

True, because of the show more people gravitated toward reading about zombies, but the fan base was already there. The rabid fans will always want to read more and find something a little different in each new book and/or zombie series.

As much as we all cry about sparkly vampires, the vampire genre will never completely disappear. The real fans, who like their vamps evil and ugly and vicious, will find more authors and films to sink their teeth into (yes, stupid pun, but I had to do at least one).

Zombies are here to stay. They might not always be the media darlings they are right now (how many commercials are trying to be cute with zombies? How many more cartoony zombies can we see everywhere we look?) and they’ll soon slip underground for the latest monster (werewolves? Mummies? Giant arachnids? Vorpal bunnies?) but they’ll never go the way of the dinosaur. Didn’t even prehistoric creatures have their fifteen minutes at one point with Jurassic Park?

My point is this: Buy my zombie book, because it will never go out of vogue with the really cool kids, who don’t chase after the latest trend. They just want to read about zombies, and find something different about them like I did when I read Brian Keene.

See? Wasn’t that an easy answer?

Armand Rosamilia writes the Dying Days series of extreme zombie books, he likes to eat M&M’s and hates long walks on the beach even though he lives in Florida. He loves talking in third person. He does a really cool podcast, interviewing authors, that just started. Arm Cast: Dead Sexy Horror Podcast is available on iTunes and his own page at http://armcastpodcast.com or e-mail him at armandrosamilia@gmail.com to talk about Metal music, horror and bacon.


Armand RosamiliaDying Days 4 cover art



Book Launch: Roof Oasis by Marie Gilbert

Last Sunday was the official launch party for Roof Oasis: An Apocalyptic Tale by the original Steampunk Granny and longtime South Jersey Writers’ group member, Marie Gilbert. The event was held at the Treehouse Cafe in Audubon, NJ and was jam packed with friends, family, and fans. Marie signed books, read from Roof Oasis plus a teaser from its sequel, and drew some names for the door prizes.

Roof Oasis is the first in a trilogy where in the future, bio-warfare has unleashed the zombie hordes but twins Michael and Lucy may find salvation in the Victorian mirror found hidden in an attic.

Available in book Kindle and softcover, Roof Oasis may be purchased on Amazon by clicking this link. Support an indie author and one talented lady.



Marie reading from Roof Oasis

Marie reading from Roof Oasis

Marie signing

Marie signing my copy



Why I Dislike Reviewing Books and Why I Should Do So (and 2 reviews)

I will admit it – I am terrible at book reviews. I love reading, I love talking about books, I love smelling books. I don’t like reviewing them. Mainly because I don’t think I’m very good at it. Can I really say anything truly meaningful beyond ‘this is good’ or ‘this had some problems’? Do my reviews sound scholarly enough? Did I miss some important point? Will the author be insulted if I mentioned some points which bothered me? This ever-questioning batty dialogue circulates in mind every time I sit down to write a review.

BUT book reviews are important – they provide authors with feedback and they help other readers decide whether or not to read something. Even a so-so review can trigger someone to check out a book. Reviews let authors and publishers know people are reading. That the words aren’t wasted, set free into an infinite vacuum never to be read, enjoyed, or savored.

With that in mind, I have been trying to review more books as I read them or even several months after the fact. Here are a few recent reviews I did. As you can see, they are short because I never know what to say!  I have more to write which I shall do in the upcoming weeks and post them here, as well as on Goodreads and Amazon. If you haven’t read them, hopefully this will pique your interest!


Blood in the Paint by Jordanna East

Blood in the Paint
Read this in one night! Suspenseful, chilling, and dark Blood in the Paint will keep you turning the pages. Right from the start we know the murderer but what happened so many years ago which makes Lyla Kyle lure men to their murders? And what does Dr. Atford, her psychologist, know about Lyla’s past that even Lyla does not know? Will Officer Brighthouse solve the murders and be made detective?

The characters were rich, fully drawn and evoked both empathy and sometimes horror as we navigated the twisting mazes of their minds and their pasts. The last several chapters left me speechless as we find out just how much the past can affect the present and change the future.

The Art of Falling by Kathryn Craft 

art of falling
I will be upfront here when I say that the books I read usually contain aliens, elves, monsters or other fantasy/scifi elements. I don’t real a lot of “mainstream” literary fiction. However, I found this book enchanting and read it within one night. We start off seeing dancer Penelope Sparrow unable to move in a hospital bed after a disastrous 14-story fall. In the hospital she meets Angela, a woman dying from cystic fibrosis and Marty, the man on whose bakery truck she ell. What follows is a touching and evocative journey from depression and despair to friendship and hope and finally to new heights.

What amazed me was how my reactions to Penny changed over the course of the book. At first I saw her as a tragic figure, then mad at her despair and unreliable view of the world, especially when it came to appearances. As Penny grew, i began to understand how her sometimes twisted views were shaped by her profession as a dancer and our expectations of women’s bodies in society.

The secondary characters were well-rounded also and I loved them all. The story is set in Philadelphia and being a native Philadelphian, I also loved seeing the landmarks I grew up with incorporated into the story. I’m glad I read this because it is not only a great story of redemption but also a damning criticism of what is acceptable for a woman’s body to look like in the modern world, not just the dance world.

Next Up – Second Verse by Jennifer Walkup and Starglass by Phoebe North



Jennifer R. Hubbard visits the South Jersey Writers

Thursday night was the monthly South Jersey Writers’ Group discussion meeting. Usually we have a specific topic on which someone from the group speaks or we have a guest speaker. So far in 2014 we’ve been pleased to host Kristin Battestella and Kathryn Craft.

This month Jennifer R. Hubbard, author of several YA novels, including 2013’s Until It Hurts to Stop, joined us with a talk entitled “It Was Sunny A Minute Ago: Weathering the Storms of Writing and Publishing.” Her talk was informative and engaging as she covered some of the pitfalls of the publishing world such as rejection, bad reviews, agents leaving, and books being pulled among others. Jennifer also spent some time covering some of the blocks we have as writers and possible ways to deal with them. I especially loved her acknowledgment of depression and the important of professional help if needed, something people tend to shy away from talking about.

One of my favorite quotes from the night came when Jennifer was talking about avoiding competition and jealousy with other writers and she said to remember that supporting other writers is a “rising tide that lifts all boats.” How true it is! It is one thing I am so grateful to the SJWG for – the support and friendship that has built over the past few years since I joined.

The main takeaway from her talk was that as writers, we should savor the good times and understand that the bad times will pass and that a writing career is not a straight line but an adventure that we build with many paths, twists, and turns.

You can visit Jennifer at her website, as well as find out where to buy her books, here: www.jenniferhubbard.com

If you’re interested in speaking at a South Jersey Writers’ Group meeting, please contact me through our meetup site by selecting Contact Organizers:  http://www.meetup.com/South-Jersey-Writers/.